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  • October 7 · 1 hr 7 min

    We Respond To Your Hottest Gaming Takes | Assumptions

    We've gathered the gamers to answer your assumptions! Get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions ASSUMPTIONS PODCAST Apple: https://apple.co/4wZ27qV Spotify: https://bit.ly/4fhe6sk 0:00 Intro 8:22 Sponsor! 9:29 Everyone’s favorite part of a game is making the character 15:39 Who you main in Smash Bros speaks to your real life personality 20:50 Graphics don’t need to get any more realistic 27:39 Some gamers do shower 36:46 Souls games are getting way too hard 43:03 What’s the difference between Banjo-Kazooie, Crash Bandicoot, and Ratchet & Clank? 44:08 Voice chat has just as many drawbacks as it does benefits 47:05 Developers are leaning too much into capturing the nostalgia gamer 50:08 Mobile gamers are real gamers 52:54 Music can make or break a game 58:44 Does playing a game you’re in feel weird or is it more fun? 59:56 Arcades need to come back 1:01:24 Gaming is the most effective way to tell a story SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/4hpe1Wd WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Producer, Smoshalike: Jonathan Hyon Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Alexander Norman, Courtney Chapman Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron, Lunora Reyes Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar HMUA: Gabriela Vega Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Technician: Matt Taylor Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Reagan Frazier, Macy Armstrong, Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene, Lauren Broussard Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media ...

  • September 9 · 1 hr

    We Answer Even More Assumptions From Our Crew

    What does the crew really think about the cast? Stop shopping and get styled today at https://StitchFix.com/ASSUMPTIONS. ASSUMPTIONS PODCAST Apple: https://apple.co/4wZ27qV Spotify: https://bit.ly/4fhe6sk 0:00 Intro 1:11 Spencer is pissed I bleached my hair before him 4:35 Tommy never sleeps 8:44 I thought Olivia played up her fear of butterflies for the camera 9:59 Sponsor! 11:15 I assumed Court had a personal stylist 19:01 Virgin. 21:10 After Tommy dyed his hair blond, he said “Okay fresh start, this is the new me” 25:00 I was surprised by how many cast members are actually friends outside of work 34:30 If she wasn’t doing Smosh, Olivia would be a top-notch food influencer 37:49 I was afraid to talk to Court for the longest time but they are very friendly and easy to talk to 40:17 Tommy had a tumultuous romantic relationship with a theater girl in high school 42:48 Olivia has never been on the inside of an Arby’s before 44:29 Court’s hair holds all of their power 46:44 Spencer would be drinking a lot more Mountain Dew Kickstart 48:11 Tommy has a strict diet/workout plan 52:24 Cast has to catch themselves from letting the millennial random humor from jumping out 57:22 Olivia will become a director or executive producer later in life SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/4hpe1Wd WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Alexander Norman, Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Lunora Reyes, Emilie Anderson, Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Art Coordinator: Olivia Doskey-Mulvaney Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar HMUA: Gabriela Vega Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Technician: Matt Taylor Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Eric Wann, Brennan Iketani Cinematographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Nicky Tosti Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Director for Business Development: Chloe Mays Producer for Business Development: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack Finan ...

  • September 2 · 56 min

    A Nostalgic Summer Night With Smosh

    A chill summer night 🏕️ 0:00 Intro 2:19 How did you spend your summers? 4:49 What were your main summer foods? 6:45 What do you think of when you hear “hot summer night”? 13:43 Did you ever go camping? 19:31 Did you have cool stories after coming back from summer? 25:36 Did you have your first kiss in the summer? 30:58 Have you ever seen the full Milky Way? 32:06 What is your favorite summer critter? 35:16 Did you ever sneak out? 39:18 Did you have a senior prank? 47:37 Space is scarier than the ocean 53:13 When was a moment that you felt like an adult? SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/4hpe1Wd WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Adrian Sheen, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Alex Norman, Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Tayler Nicholson, Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Set Dresser: Carly Hough, Nicky Tosti, Ryan Nguyen Wardrobe Designer: Megan Luby Key Costumer: Sparkle Juarez Wardrobe Assist: Elizabeth Park Art PA: Veronica Robles Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Eric Wann, Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong, Susan Shircliff Gaffer: Billy Yates G&E: Abby Menzel Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox CCO: Cory Midgarden EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://bit.ly/4wUu0jH Smosh Pit: https://bit.ly/4aZo6Wa Smosh Games:

  • August 15 · 1 hr

    Click This If You Support Women ft. Bosco | Assumptions

    I love when women. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/4hpe1Wd 0:00 Intro 1:40 What's your relationship with femininity? 5:03 Women are funnier than men 9:50 Girls don't poop 11:30 Straws are feminine 17:04 Women love pockets 21:25 Pretty girls have bald dads 23:49 Bold makeup is more for self-expression than for attention 27:03 Some men think women reject them based on their looks 29:31 People assume I'm a bitch 32:54 All women know is charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie 38:28 The majority of women have not fully explored their relationship with gender 39:51 Do women actually hate all men 43:53 Women are always assessing threat levels of men 49:25 Trans women want to be hyper feminine 51:12 There will never be an accurate period cramp simulator 53:43 Women wish men could get pregnant instead like seahorses 55:15 What do people assume about you? WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Guchi // https://www.instagram.com/tatyanaguchi/ Bosco // https://www.instagram.com/hereisbosco/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director of Programming, Smosh Alike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Prop Fabricator: Tayler Nicholson Key Costumer: Jacqui Culler Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Lunora Reyes Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Audio Utility: Lila Rowel Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox CCO: Cory Midgarden EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker Producer, Special Projects: Rache ...

  • July 1 · 1 hr 4 min

    Is Turning 30 Really That Scary? ft. Hasan Piker | Assumptions

    I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream.....but now I'm turning 30... 0:00 Intro 7:32 Sponsor! 8:41 30 is when other adults start seeing you as an adult 16:44 Men over 30 should not celebrate their birthdays, it’s embarrassing 23:27 The standards of what people should accomplish by 30 are outdated 27:09 Sponsor! 28:16 Once you turn 30 it’s time to delete TikTok 31:30 Hangovers at 30 hit different 35:51 You’ll get judged if you go clubbing at 30 43:11 People in their 30s could learn a lot from young alpha men 47:36 You stop listening to new music in your 30s 52:55 Bedtime is 9pm when you hit 30 55:50 Being 30 is the new 25 1:01:18 Stop wearing anime t-shirts if you’re in your 30s 1:03:20 You start to care less in your 30s SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Courtney Theophin // https://www.instagram.com/chocothunder6/ Hasan Piker ( @HasanAbi ) // https://www.instagram.com/hasandpiker/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director of Programming, Smosh Alike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Prop Fabricator: Tayler Nicholson Key Costumer: Jacqui Culler Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Lunora Reyes Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Audio Utility: Lila Rowel Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon, Cameron Mitchell Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox CCO: Cory Midgarden EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana P ...

  • June 17 · 55 min

    Getting Real With Our Moms

    They made us, but what do they REALLY think about us? Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get $20 off your first order. 0:00 Intro 4:56 How would Olivia’s mom describe Olivia to her friends? 7:36 How would Arasha describe her mom to others? 10:00 Sponsor! 11:01 Arasha and Sofy’s relationship 13:25 Would Spencer consider his mom, Ellen, one of his best friends? 17:32 How would Olivia describe Christine? 20:46 What is it like having your child on Smosh? 26:44 When Arasha was little, what did Sofy think they’d be like as an adult? 29:51 What did Christine think Olivia would do when she got older? 33:31 Is there a moment from your childhood that you feel your mother remembers differently? 47:46 Did Christine think Olivia would be a specific way when she got older? 50:40 What advice would you give to a new mom? 52:50 Do you go by mom, mommy, mamacita, mama, or Ellen? PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Olivia Sui & Christine // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew & Ellen // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ Arasha & Sofy // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon, Cameron Mitchell Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Prop Fabricator: Tayler Nicholson Key Costumer: Jacqui Culler Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Lunora Reyes Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Audio Utility: Lila Rowel Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Op ...

  • May 20 · 1 hr 6 min

    Our Crew Roasted Us With More Assumptions

    What does our crew REALLY think of us? 0:00 Intro 1:12 Trevor hurt himself really badly as a teenager 5:23 I never realized how majorly online Courtney has been over the years 8:33 I thought Amanda was a woman of color 12:12 Damien went through an amateur magician phase 15:50 Trevor should share his baking goods with the class 18:03 Courtney would kill it with a mustache 22:26 Amanda couldn’t tell you whose desk was next to hers 24:37 Ian & Anthony would do bits around the office 27:51 Trevor doesn’t have a mean bone in his body 34:57 Damien gets no sleep because he’s always busy 37:47 Amanda wants to play Resident Evil and have Spencer watch 40:49 Courtney was in the homecoming court and doesn’t want to talk about it 46:32 I thought there would be at least one diva at Smosh 49:03 Because Damien is so sweet, I thought he’d been too concerned offending others with jokes 53:02 I assumed Amanda gave the best hugs (I was right) 55:34 I thought Courtney would be the type to borrow makeup and popping their bubble gum 1:00:00 Based on Damien’s bird knowledge, I assume he knows the national bird of South Africa PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smosh Alike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smosh Alike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Jocelyn Sfetcu Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Simone Williams, Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: ...

  • May 6 · 49 min

    Nobody Wants A Wedding Anymore ft. D'Angelo Wallace & Elyse Willems | Assumptions

    Assumptions that will either make you say "I do" or "I definitely don't". 0:00 Intro 9:15 Most brides deemed bridezillas aren’t actually bridezillas 15:33 Most people dread having to go to a destination wedding 18:27 If you aren’t from Brazil, you’ll never know the joy of dragging around the groom by his tie 21:49 People don’t know how weird non-American wedding traditions can sound 23:58 I assume I need to convert to Catholicism 25:02 The reception shouldn’t have assigned seating 27:31 Themed weddings are tacky or cringe 29:52 Every lavish wedding you see online is funded by one of the newlyweds rich parents 32:31 It’s hard to spontaneously hookup with someone at a wedding 34:50 Gay marriages have less pressure to be perfect since there’s not traditions attached to them 36:14 Child-free weddings are completely understandable 39:19 Ceremonies and parties lose their appeal after a certain point 41:45 The Cupid Shuffle will always play whether you like it or not 45:42 People get way too in over their heads about the wedding that they forget to actually enjoy it PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ D'Angelo Wallace (@dangelowallaceagain) // https://www.instagram.com/dangelno/ Elyse Willems ( @answerforIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/elysewillems/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smosh Alike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smosh Alike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Jocelyn Sfetcu Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Simone Williams, Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallor ...

  • April 22 · 57 min

    Assumptions About Dudes

    Just guys being dudes. Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get $20 off your first order. 0:00 Intro 8:42 Every dude assumes they can grill 10:18 Sponsor! 11:35 How far back can they reach a urinal from? 16:24 Dudes want to show more physical affection towards one another 18:59 Men care more about what other men think 20:23 Guys love gaming with the bros so much because it’s just a phone call in disguise 25:15 Ludwig seems like the type of dude to act like he’s dying when he catches a cold 28:12 Silly men are attractive 30:52 Toilet humor will always be funny to men 32:52 Men will pretend to like something if it means not losing their bros 38:18 Do men just feel normal and the same all the time? 39:59 When men say they aren’t thinking about anything, they just don’t want to talk about it 42:29 Men refuse to get rid of clothes that are old and don’t fit anymore 45:14 Men assume women in their lives will take care of stuff and often undervalue everything women do for them 52:18 All men have the urge to bleed out in the snow 54:41 Has there ever been a moment that’s made you feel like “Damn, I’m a man”? PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ Ludwig Ahgren ( @ludwig ) // https://www.instagram.com/ludwigahgren/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Mike Criscimagna Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall Pease Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Ale ...

  • April 8 · 1 hr 9 min

    Exposing Our Unhinged Theater Stories ft. Jinkx Monsoon | Assumptions

    Is it theater or theatre?? Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get $20 off your first order when you buy five or more items. 0:00 Intro 5:41 What makes you a theater kid? 7:14 Sponsor! 8:33 JInkx’s Broadway experience 16:45 The drama backstage is bigger than the drama onstage 22:29 Real theater kids know it’s spelled with an “re” not an “er” 24:28 Hamilton was the worst thing to happen o annoying theater kids 27:46 You can always tell when someone was a theater kid… 33:01 Lead role son or choral daughter? 38:55 There is no such thing as a “normal” high school theater teacher 44:09 There’s always “a couch.” Those who know, know 46:50 “Cats” is actually good 50:25 All theater kids only date within the theater group and things get weird and messy FAST 54:38 They’ll never escape ZIP, ZAP, ZOP 58:20 Theater kids are great liars 1:02:18 I don’t care what theater kids say, the Les Mis movie is incredible 1:05:05 As a former stage crew member, a lot of the cast members took us for granted PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Jinkx Monsoon // https://www.instagram.com/thejinkx/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: ZG Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall Pease Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming & Developm ...

  • March 11 · 36 min

    Fashion Bros Need To Be Stopped | Assumptions

    This… “stuff”? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. Get started today at https://StitchFix.com/Assumptions and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items. 0:00 Intro 5:51 Crocs are not fashionable 7:13 Sponsor! 8:15 The performative male meme was engineered to stifle men from being creative 10:48 People are sick of there being a “color of the year” 12:10 People are too fixated on bringing back a year or decade 13:13 You can’t wear a band tee if you’re not a fan of them 15:07 Navy or brown doesn’t go with black 17:36 People should stop getting plastic surgery 19:48 Clothes only look good If you’re in perfect shape 21:15 Textures, beads, & feathers will make a comeback in 2026 22:22 Grow up and buy some leather shoes, stop wearing Nikes 24:00 More clubs should gatekeep people’s clothes at the door 25:19 Men should learn how to properly wear a skirt 26:36 Cringe or Ironic? PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ bbno$ ( @bbnomoney ) // https://www.instagram.com/bbnomula/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • February 25 · 42 min

    The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    The thing about America is... 0:00 Intro 3:53 The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely bizarre 7:01 Americans are uncultured, intolerant, self absorbed, and all own guns 9:07 Fast food outside of America is considered a treat 12:10 Americans are so entitled wanting to use their currency in a foreign country 15:08 Tipping in America isn’t optional 19:23 Americans all ride the school bus, have lockers, and love to eat steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes 22:14 It’s impossible to live in America without driving 24:53 America is very loud and noisy 28:11 Most Americans avoid going to the hospital or doctor unless extremely serious 33:34 Americans assume people around the world learn English to move here or speak to them 37:15 Americans don’t realize how Americanized the rest of the world is 41:05 Americans don’t know the difference between Australia and Austria 41:18 40% of Americans can’t name the 7 continents 41:35 Damien will apologize for us all on our American behalf WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ @hbomberguy // https://www.instagram.com/harrisbomberguy/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • February 11 · 38 min

    Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions

    Dating is cooked. Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! 0:00 Intro 2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it 5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again 6:53 Sponsor! 7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy 9:58 Dating culture has become performative 12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one 15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date 18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating 22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion 26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single 28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 30 30:37 Love at first sight does not exist 33:14 Soulmates aren’t real 36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friends PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ Ashby Florence ( @ASHBY ) // https://www.instagram.com/ashby/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • Dec 22, 2025 · 47 min

    We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas

    Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: David Alvarez Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh 0:00 Intro 1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd 3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long 6:28 Sponsor! 7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter? 11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings 12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas 13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas 15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge 16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol 20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies 21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas 23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge 25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time 30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts 35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings 37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying 38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday? 43:09 Our present

  • Nov 26, 2025 · 41 min

    Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh 0:00 Intro 0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD 2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups 6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex 8:46 Sponsor! 9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender 15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work 19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue 23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly 26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :( 28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties 30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days 33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations 35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before 35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed 36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist

  • Nov 12, 2025 · 39 min

    Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    Are we good roommates? PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro 1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story 5:29 Sponsor! 6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish 10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop 13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own 17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart 20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family 22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over 23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave 24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning 25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing 27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable 29:08 Sharing etiquette is so important 30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC 35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected! SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Simone WIlliams Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Matt Duran Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • Oct 29, 2025 · 42 min

    Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    Ethan is here to talk all things spooky! PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro 2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them 5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past 6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence 9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP 11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design 15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am 16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now 18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing 25:51 Halloween is good 26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in 30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens 34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something 36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays 37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen 40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • Oct 15, 2025 · 41 min

    Comparing Our Party Experiences

    Party on you, party on you... PODCASTS: https://bit.ly/ISADWSpotify https://bit.ly/ISADWApple https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro 2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time 5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating 6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences 8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard 11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it 15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize 16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play 18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time 21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party 24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up 26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties 28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself 30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough 31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out 35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are 37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party? 38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye 40:19 We should all celebrate more 40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about you SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/ Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Matt Duran Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok:

  • Oct 1, 2025 · 35 min

    Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro 1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch 2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on 4:54 Sponsor! 5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang 8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance 11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI 14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately 16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids 17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building 19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game 22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones 25:08 All viral trends are dangerous 26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses 27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number 29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free 30:39 My grandma loves the internet 34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you to SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ Kal ( @funkyfrogbait ) // https://www.instagram.com/funkyfrogbait/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

  • Sep 17, 2025 · 36 min

    The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids

    Our education system has failed us many times. PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Director of Post Production: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh 0:00 Intro 1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles 3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix) 5:06 The black market was a shady flea market 7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident 9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out 9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you 12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color 14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried 15:07 Women have kids randomly 16:34 Life is fair 17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older 18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees 21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven 23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers 24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies 26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole 29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face 31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing 35:51 Bloopers

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