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2Dads1Mic

Mike Schneider

2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!

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S2 · E30
Monday · 43 min
S2-EP30 Margaritas & Madness! The Community Post That Turned Into a Race Conversation!
White people, racism, and the dangerous comfort of saying whatever you want online. This episode pulls no punches as Mike tears into the growing boldness of public stupidity, from racist community-page comments to the way screens have erased accountability. It starts with a local example that gets ugly fast: an Islamic school sparks a neighborhood meltdown, and the conversation turns into a blunt takedown of performative “concern,” fake civility, and the kind of coded racism people try to hide behind “just asking questions.” From there, Mike and Taylor unpack why so many people feel emboldened to say outrageous things with no consequence, and how that behavior gets amplified by politics, the internet, and tribalism. You’ll hear them break down: Why online anonymity makes people feel untouchable How racism gets taught, normalized, and repeated across generations Why labels like “adopted,” “gay marriage,” and other identity tags can quietly divide people The difference between having a real conversation and hiding behind bad-faith “opinions” How culture wars keep turning basic respect into a battleground They also go hard on the bigger picture—from the impact of Obama and Trump on public language to the way modern media keeps feeding fear and resentment. The result is part rant, part reality check, and part invitation to stop being lazy, ignorant, and cruel. Then, just when you think the episode has settled into one lane, they shift into an equally unfiltered reaction to Ted Cruz getting booed at College GameDay and the chaos of NIL in college sports. Mike and Taylor get into why college athletes should be paid, why the NCAA handled it terribly, and why letting everything “rip” without guardrails is a recipe for disaster. This one is raw, funny, offensive in places, and impossible to ignore. Perfect for anyone who likes their podcasts honest, messy, and completely unfiltered—and who can handle a conversation that refuses to play nice.
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S2 · E29
September 14 · 33 min
S2-EP 29 Mixing Drinks and Politics... What could go wrong?!?!
Politics, AI, and the stuff that actually affects your life are all on the table here, and this episode does not waste time pretending otherwise. Mike and Taylor get brutally honest about the November elections, why competence matters more than party loyalty, and why too many voters are checking out just when their voices matter most.The conversation starts with the question a lot of people avoid: what should you actually look for in a candidate? From there, they break down the frustration behind today’s political divide, why both sides keep missing the point, and why the real issues—grocery prices, gas, health care, the national debt, and foreign policy—hit families hardest. They also dig into the age problem in government, the danger of a political system that feels locked into two parties, and why “I’m not voting” is not the flex people think it is. You’ll also hear Mike and Taylor make the case for actually talking to people you disagree with, staying informed, and treating local representation like it matters—because it does. They even preview an upcoming conversation with political creator Kensconsin, whose fact-based approach has helped make politics feel a little less toxic and a lot more understandable. Then the episode takes a hard left into the new segment, Unsolicited, Unqualified, and Unfiltered , where a retail robot in China apparently decided a handshake rejection was a fight and started throwing kicks like it had something to prove. The result is equal parts hilarious and deeply unsettling, especially if you already think AI is moving a little too fast for comfort. Perfect for listeners who want an unfiltered, funny, and surprisingly real take on current events, voting, political frustration, and the weird future of robots. If you care about your family, your future, or just need a reason to laugh at how strange the world has gotten, this one hits all three. Mike is one half of Two Dads One Mike, bringing blunt political takes, skeptical common sense, and the kind of real-world frustration a lot of listeners will recognize instantly. Taylor balances the conversation with perspective, pushback, and a practical reminder that civic engagement still matters.
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S2 · E28
September 7 · 55 min
S2-EP28 Kids & Chaos! Discussions to have BEFORE Giving Your Wife a Backrub!
The jump from zero kids to one, then two, then three is never as simple as people make it sound - and once you’re outnumbered, every day becomes a new test of patience, sanity, and teamwork. On this episode of Two Dads One Mike, Taylor and Mike sit down with Brian, a soon-to-be father of three and coworker turned parent-strategy sounding board, to unpack the chaos, comedy, and unexpected lessons of growing a family. From the first nervous drive home from the hospital to the quiet realization that your “busy” life used to be a joke, this conversation gets brutally honest about what actually changes when the diapers multiply and the noise never stops. You’ll hear real, practical fatherhood talk about: why the first child feels like a full-on life event and the second changes the whole rhythm the difference between newborn panic, toddler jealousy, and the nonstop “mom, dad, mom, dad” of a house with multiple kids how older siblings can become helpers, hazards, and tiny chaos agents all at once why the hardest part of parenting is often staying calm when your body is screaming not to what it takes to make room for one more child without losing your connection to the rest Brian opens up about the nerves of moving from two kids to three, while Taylor and Mike share hard-earned lessons from raising larger families, including how they carve out one-on-one time, survive the sleep deprivation, and keep showing up when everybody needs something at once. If you’re wondering whether there’s ever a point where the overwhelm gets easier, this conversation offers the reassurance every parent needs: you do adjust, and you’re probably more ready than you think. Perfect for dads, parents-to-be, and anyone staring down the leap from “we’ve got this” to “how are we going to do all this?” This one is equal parts relatable, funny, and weirdly comforting - because sometimes the best parenting advice is just knowing other people are out here vibrating too.
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S2 · E27
August 31 · 30 min
S2-EP27 - The Lindsay Clancy Case Shows How Social Media Warps Justice
Social media can turn a tragic criminal case into a full-blown conspiracy fast, and this conversation asks the uncomfortable question: are we actually learning anything, or just feeding the internet sleuth machine?Mike breaks down why the Lindsay Clancy case has people so divided, how body-language TikToks and courtroom clips can distort public perception, and why the real victims keep getting lost in the noise. From the limits of what jurors can legally consider to the danger of building theories around “hot mic” moments, this episode pulls apart the way online commentary can cloud facts, weaponize speculation, and flatten a deeply human tragedy into content. You’ll hear Mike unpack: Why the internet is so desperate to solve cases from the outside in How social media, podcasts, and viral clips skew public judgment What it’s actually like to sit as a juror and separate emotion from evidence Why the focus should stay on the children and the mental health crisis at the center of the case How the rush to assign blame can distract from the bigger system failures underneath We also get into the husband angle, the open questions surrounding the timeline, and why so many people are drawn to the easier story even when the messier truth may be the one that matters most. The conversation widens into a bigger look at mental health, masculinity, emotional honesty, and why so many men are still taught to hide what they’re feeling until it spills over somewhere damaging. If you care about true crime, mental health, media literacy, or how online outrage shapes what we think we know, this one is worth your time. It’s sharp, messy, thoughtful, and a reminder that not every tragedy should be treated like a puzzle for the timeline. www.2dads1mic.riverside.com
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S2 · E26
August 24 · 40 min
S2-EP26 - How Multiple Healthcare systems Failed Lindsay Clancy, And what we need to Talk about!
A mother fighting for help. A medical system that keeps saying no. And a true crime case that is forcing parents, doctors, and jurors to ask one brutal question: what happens when someone is clearly in crisis and every safeguard fails? Taylor and Mike break down why the Lindsay Clancy case has become such a massive media obsession, and why the conversation goes far beyond headline-grabbing tragedy. From postpartum mental health and suicidal ideation to overmedication, fragmented care, and the reality of trying to navigate a broken healthcare system, this episode pulls apart the parts of the story people keep missing. You’ll discover: Why this case feels so deeply relatable to parents, especially moms How repeated doctor visits, medication changes, and suicide hotline calls still failed to stop the spiral Why a paper trail, journaling, and self-advocacy should have mattered more How social media simplifies a case that a jury still has to weigh carefully Why mental health, parenting, and medical burnout collide in ways most people never talk about Taylor brings the perspective of a parent who has watched the case unfold through his family and the news, while Mike adds the legal and emotional weight of what it means to judge a case when the noise is deafening and the stakes are life-altering. Together, they get into the uncomfortable reality that this story is not just about one person - it is about the systems that were supposed to catch her. We also get into the bigger picture: why so many families are quietly dealing with mental health crises, why older generations were taught to bury feelings instead of naming them, and why millennials are trying to raise emotionally healthy kids while still figuring it out themselves. If you care about true crime, parental mental health, or the failures built into modern healthcare, this is the conversation that makes the case feel less like a headline and more like a warning. Perfect for listeners who want more than hot takes - and are ready to hear what this case says about all of us. #Lindsayclancy #clancytrial #truecrime #mentalhealth #postpardom #healthcare #failedsystem #patrickdidit
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S2 · E25
August 17 · 25 min
Screens "Er No"? - Which battle are you choosing?
The podcast episode discusses the topic of screen time for kids and the balance between screen time and social interaction. It emphasizes the importance of setting rules and limitations for screen time, as well as the impact of excessive screen time on kids' behavior. The conversation also highlights the need for boredom and creativity, as well as the nostalgia of screen time and social interaction. Additionally, the episode includes a promotion and a segment on Wisconsin trivia, and a Surprise ending!!! www.2dads1mic414@gmail.com www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic
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S2 · E24
August 10 · 31 min
S-2 EP 24 - Fair Foods and F-bombs - a Journey thru this Years Sporkies!
Wisconsin State Fair food is back, and this year’s Sporkies and Drinkies lineup is the kind of gloriously unhinged menu that makes you say yes before your brain can catch up. If you love fair food, weird mashups, and brutally honest takes on what’s actually worth putting in your mouth, this episode is for you.Mike and Taylor kick things off with their annual State Fair obsession, including the color-coded food map, the must-hit stops, and the classics they refuse to skip - fresh squeezed lemonade, sweet corn, Saz’s chive fries, and the eternal cream puff debate. Then they run through this year’s most over-the-top contenders with a simple verdict system: Wisconsin or no. You’ll hear their takes on the El Pastor Pizza, Bayou Crunch Cup, Birria Flamin’ Bombs, Cream City Cone, deep fried horchata balls, Porky Puff, sweet lemon berry cheese curds, Tinga Tango Chicharrones, color-changing swamp juice, cookie butter coffee floats, hot honey chicken lemonade, and more. Some are instant yeses, some are hard passes, and a few are the kind of wild fair creations that somehow sound disgusting until you realize you’d absolutely try them. They also revisit past State Fair hits, including deep fried stuffing balls, and deliver a hot take that may surprise anyone who thinks a deep fried brandy old fashioned sounds like a good idea. Along the way, they shout out the judges, talk Milwaukee fair culture, and dream up the kind of live-from-the-fair recording setup that would make this show even more chaotic. If you’re headed to the Wisconsin State Fair, love food ranking chaos, or just want to hear two dads argue about what deserves a bite, this one is pure summer-level snack energy.
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S2 · E23
August 3 · 52 min
S-2 EP 23 - Chris Vos From The Record Company!
Unlock the secret to genuine connection and purpose through the heartfelt stories of musicianship, family, and self-discovery in this one-of-a-kind episode. When a Grammy-nominated rock star joins us, he reveals how his roots on a Wisconsin dairy farm shaped not just his music, but his entire outlook on life, love, and legacy. This is more than music—it’s a powerful testament to finding fulfillment beyond fame and proving that true success is rooted in love and authenticity. From childhood harmonica lessons passed down from a grandfather to the journey through a hundred bands and regional tours, discover how life’s struggles and successes cement a deep sense of purpose. Our guest shares stories that span decades—how he navigated the chaos of bands in the ’90s, the importance of focusing on your own sound, and the role family support played in keeping his passion alive. Get an inside look at the making of his latest album, the significance of authenticity in songwriting, and the importance of staying true to your identity amid industry noise.You’ll uncover key lessons about resilience, staying grounded despite reaching heights like Grammy nominations, and how meaningful relationships can sustain your creative fire. Whether you're pursuing your own dreams or just seeking inspiration to stay authentic, this episode reminds us that legacy isn’t measured in awards but in the love we put into our work—and the connections we make along the way. This episode features heartfelt insights from a musician whose journey proves that staying true to yourself and your roots can unlock a lifelong sense of purpose and fulfillment. Perfect for music lovers, entrepreneurs, and anyone who needs a reminder that authenticity is the ultimate act of success. @TheRecordCompany #Blues #Music #interesting #insight #Grammys
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July 20 · 41 min
Drinking Pure Memories on Our Anniversary!... oh and Jury Duty!
Most people try to dodge jury duty like it’s a phishing scam. But when Mike’s piss turned redder than a salsa picante, he had a front-row seat to the courtroom chaos you won’t believe — think Bloodsport meets Law & Order. Imagine halfway through jury selection, blood is gushing from his... ahem, and suddenly he’s THE star witness not for the case, but for confusion and comedy. Spoiler alert: it’s a heck of a story about hospital visits, perjury, and the power of pooping blood in a courtroom. In this wild ride, you’ll discover: The surprisingly common myth about felons and jury service (spoiler: Wisconsin doesn’t discriminate) Why your medical excuses just might not be enough to lie your way out of jury duty The secret to getting out of jury duty using some of the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard How a blood-bleeding patient became the courtroom MVP at the worst possible moment And a behind-the-scenes look at the courtroom drama that rivals TV crime stories — with no script, just real-life insanity Perfect for anyone who’s ever hated jury duty, wondered what really goes on in court, or just loves a good horror/medical/justice mash-up. This episode is a masterclass in how life throws blood, legal chaos, and some questionable excuses right at your feet — and somehow, you come out the hero (or at least alive).And don’t worry — no actual blood or jurors were harmed in the making of this story. Well, maybe a little, but hey, that’s court entertainment at its finest. Tune in for the story you didn’t know you needed: courtroom shenanigans, legal low downs, and a splash of medical mayhem. Hit play now, and maybe keep a towel nearby. www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseed.com/2dads1mic 2dads1mic414@gmail.com
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S2 · E21
July 14 · 42 min
S-2 EP 21 - The Price Is Wrong B!#@&... Stop Data Centers & save the Affects impacting generations!
Most of us are clueless about how big tech's newest playgrounds — data centers — are wrecking our communities, our environment, and our future. Imagine giant, noisy, water-draining monsters polluting water, cranking up temperatures, and displacing families—all while sitting in the middle of nowhere. Yep, the fast rollout of these digital fortresses might be more about national security than your daily life, but at what cost?Join us as we go deep into the shadowy world of data centers, uncovering shocking truths about how they're draining water supplies from Utah's lakes, heating up the ground in Wisconsin, and even breathing down the necks of small-town residents. We’ll break down how these power-hungry giants are turning communities into megaservers with no long-term benefit—just a handful of fleeting jobs and a mess of pollution. Plus, discover the crazy laws from Alabama to Arizona about donkeys and swimsuits, proving some states really do have their own quirky rules about what’s off-limits. You’ll learn why government overreach—using eminent domain to grab land—and secrecy threaten your property and safety. We’ll highlight efforts by rebels like Quinn fighting to stop unchecked sprawling and why you should care about the water you drink, the bills you pay, and your kid’s future tangled in tech’s dirty deal. Perfect for anyone fed up with environmental exploitation, community displacement, or just tired of big tech's power plays. This episode isn’t just a rant—it’s a wake-up call. Because if we don’t challenge the reckless rush to build, the future looks like it’ll be a cold, flooded, surveilled nightmare. Ready to get pissed and get informed? Hit play now—the fight for our planet and pockets starts here. 2Dads1Mic414@gmail.com 2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic
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S2 · E20
July 6 · 36 min
S-2 EP 20 - The Great Regret: Why Big Tech Is Avoiding Its Own Creations... And Peach Tea!
Ever wonder how AI is quietly sneaking into your bathroom breaks, classrooms, and even your job security? Spoiler: it’s not just about clever chatbots—this episode spills the tea on the real threats and bright spots of AI in our daily lives. Buckle up, because if you think AI is just a sci-fi fantasy, you’re about to get a wake-up call that might leave you questioning your own dependency on that smartphone. Join us as we hilariously dissect how AI is already changing the job market—supplanting entry-level gigs, shrinking job opportunities, and making us all a little less likely to solve problems the old-fashioned way (hint: thinking). We break down how AI’s influence extends beyond the office and classrooms, creeping into trades, problem-solving skills, and even the common sense that keeps us alive. Trust us, if you’re a parent worried your kid might never learn how to change a tire or use a hammer, you’re not alone—and we’ve got some tough truths. And it gets wild: from the terrifying potential of military AI to the conspiracy-level paranoia about AI turning into Skynet, we cover it all. Plus, you'll discover the surprisingly positive side—AI as an equalizer, empowering small businesses, leveling the playing field, and even helping us build faster, smarter, better (but still very human). Perfect for tech skeptics, tradespeople, or anyone who’s just trying to keep their job in the age of robots, this episode is a hilarious, insightful dive into what AI is really doing—and what it might mean for your future. Listen if you want to get ahead of the curve, understand the risks, and maybe even have a laugh at all the ways we’re becoming overly dependent on machines. Because whether we like it or not, AI’s not just coming—it's already here, making us question everything on the daily. Keep your eyes open—and your wits about you—because this is one episode you won’t want to miss. Why this works: This episode hooks listeners by highlighting AI’s surprising and sometimes humorous infiltration of everyday life, creating curiosity about the real impacts. It balances fear and fascination, appealing to both skeptics and believers, with concrete examples and witty commentary that make complex topics approachable and entertaining. www.smackingsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com
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S2 · E19
June 29 · 29 min
S-2 EP 19 - The Most Epic 4th of July Burger... Bacon Mac n Cheese?
Most Fourth of July celebrations are just fireworks and hot dogs—unless you tune in here, where two dads turn chaos into comedy with a sprinkle of planning and a shot of adult Slushies. Taylor and Mikey are back, and this year, they’re elevating their holiday game with a frozen bomb pop cocktail, a custom parade setup, and a bacon mac and cheese burger that might just break the internet (or their taste buds). Little do they know, their antics—like reserving parade spots at 5 a.m. and debating whether bacon belongs in the mac or the burger—are giving MasterChef a run for their money. You'll discover how these two maestros of mayhem are crankin’ up the festivities—think shade tents, a fold-up bar, and an epic neighborhood street kickball game inspired by the '90s. Plus, they share their secret weapon: an award-winning Bloody Mary mix that’s practically a patriotic necessity. Whether you're a seasoned parade pro or just looking for fireworks-worthy ideas, they’ve got tips that’ll make your celebration legendary. We break down their “how-to” for a flawless Fourth—early mornings, strategic parking, and the crucial details that turn chaos into a daily holiday. Instead of just telling you what to do, these dads inspire you to create traditions worth remembering, with enough humor, drink recipes, and Wisconsin trivia to keep the whole family entertained. If you’re craving a holiday where the only thing more unpredictable than the fireworks is the conversation, then this episode is your new favorite tradition. Perfect for party planners, backyard warriors, and anyone who loves a good laugh (and maybe a little bacon mac and cheese), this episode guarantees a day so epic, even Uncle Sam would be jealous. So grab your gear, sip that adult frosty, and let’s make this Fourth of July one to remember—whether you’re in Wisconsin or just pretending you are on vacation. #America #250 #4thofJuly #burgers #parade #Bestof #Bestburger #parade www.2Dads1Mic.Riverside.com www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic Email @ 2dads1mic414@gmail.com
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S2 · E18
June 15 · 57 min
S-2EP 18 - Trust Fall! The Inner Struggle on the Path to Trusting Your Kids!
Most parents think they can trust their kids... until pajama pants go missing, Oreos mysteriously vanish, or suddenly you’re explaining why “ass” is a totally normal word. Welcome to the chaos of modern parenting, where trust is earned pixel by pixel — and sometimes lost over a sock or a lie about cleaning the dish. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, our hosts dive into the wild world of trusting your children (spoiler: never fully). From sneaky pajama escapades to Oreo conspiracies, they share their own stories of pushing boundaries and building — or breaking — trust. You’ll discover why kids lie, how they test limits, and how you can teach them responsibility without losing your mind. Ever wonder when it’s safe to let your kid wander the neighborhood solo? Or how to handle a 5-year-old’s “dad, we’re just kids” protest? Yep, they cover that too.We break down the secret sauce of trust — clear expectations, honest communication, and a healthy dose of parent patience. You’ll get practical tactics, like using watches to keep tabs and the importance of letting your kids experiment safely, all sprinkled with dad jokes and a whole lot of “been there, done that.” Plus, get a peek at parenting in the age of social media and tech, where hyper-vigilance is part of the gig — and why writing things out longhand still matters more than you think.Why should you listen? Because ignoring this stuff means risking your child’s safety, trust, and maybe even your sanity. But mastering it can turn those “trust no one” moments into bonding milestones. Essential listening if you’re tired of chasing after the Oreo thief or explaining the meaning of “ass” for the tenth time.And if you’re a parent craving honesty, humor, and some practical tips — plus a few laughs at the trials of raising mini humans — this episode’s for you. It’s relatable, real, and just the right balance of “oh my God, I’m not alone” and “I got this.”Trust us: your kids might be sneaky, but you’re sneakier when you’re armed with the right mindset. Hit play and let the dad jokes—and parenting truths—begin. www.Smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com
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S2 · E17
June 8 · 28 min
S-2 EP17 - End-of-School Madness: Why Teachers and Parents Alike are running on fumes!
Most teachers wish they could teach with a magic wand—especially as summer break approaches—and their frustrations with the endless testing grind and lack of actual days off boil over. But have you ever wondered what really goes down in those classrooms, or why teachers seem to complain even when they get a few months off? Spoiler: it’s not just about the days they do or don’t have free.This episode peeled back the curtain on the wild world of teachers’ stress, the end-of-year chaos, and why it’s not so easy to just “take a break.” Tay Tay and Mikey dive into the real reasons teachers are hustling harder than ever—navigating the endless testing, overstimulation, and the broken bargaining systems, especially in Wisconsin. Plus, they debate whether summer really is a break, or just a different kind of chaos, from wrangling kids to dealing with end-of-year activities that make even the most patient parent wish they had a magic wand. You’ll discover: The truth behind the “month-long summer vacation” image Why teachers complain despite having almost three months off The real pressure points of classroom chaos and overstimulation How state testing and bureaucratic frustrations add to that pressure The end-of-year madness — and why kids and parents are just as done as teachers With hilarious anecdotes and eye-opening insights, this episode is perfect for teachers, parents, and anyone who’s ever wondered what the heck is going on behind the classroom door—and why they deserve a break, damn it. If you think teachers have it easy, think again. It’s chaos, confusion, and a whole lot of stress, packaged with humor and heart. So whether you’re a teacher surviving the last stretch, a parent juggling activities, or just someone who loves a good behind-the-scenes look, this episode is your cheat sheet on the wild ride that is the end of the school year. Grab a drink and get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even appreciate your favorite teachers a little more. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com
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June 1 · 1 hr
S-2 EP16 - Choking The Chicken, Pumping The Pickle, and Other Conspiracy Theories!
Most conspiracy theories are wild, but the one about radioactive ticks dropping from the sky during the Cold War is straight-up nuts—and, surprisingly, not entirely impossible. In this episode, we dive into government experiments, bio-weapons, and the creepy history of animal testing from Virginia's radioactive tick drops to Cuba's covert bioweapons attempts. Yep, the US supposedly dropped 282,000 radioactive ticks over Virginia — all for science, or so they say—and that might explain why ticks are such a problem today. You'll discover how Cold War paranoia fueled bizarre experiments like releasing radioactive fleas, mosquitoes, and even the infamous acoustic kitty spying operation (yes, cats with tiny microphones). We break down the real threats behind tick-borne illnesses like alpha-gal syndrome, and how the government’s shady history makes you wonder what secrets are still hidden in the bio-weapons vault. Plus, get the scoop on Plum Island, the lab rumored to have unleashed all sorts of crazy biological experiments. Spoiler: the truth might be stranger than fiction.Why does this matter? If you think government experiments stopped in the '60s, think again. The possibility that some of this stuff is still happening—silently affecting your health—should chill you to the bone. But it’s also an invitation: to question everything, do your own research, and keep your eyes peeled for the next crazy conspiracy that might actually be true.This episode is perfect for history buffs, politics skeptics, bio-horror fans, and anyone who loves a good conspiracy theory with a side of dark humor—and tofu-flavored meat substitutes. So gear up, subscribe, and get ready to unravel the wildest secrets our government doesn't want you to know. Your mind might get blown, but your goosebumps are guaranteed. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com
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S2 · E15
May 11 · 43 min
S-2 EP15 - Fathers Day Fallacies - The ultimate guide for the Day for Him!
Most dads agree: Father’s Day is about relaxing, quality time, and maybe some good food—plus “nothing too expensive,” right? Well, we cracked open a Bloody Mary and unleashed the ultimate dad-approved Father’s Day cheat sheet—less about flashy gifts, more about what really matters: food, sports, and avoiding the garage clutter. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Taylor and Mike share the one thing every dad really wants—no, it’s not a spa day or a new power tool. It’s simple: good food, chill time, and maybe some epic dad jokes. They riff on the best—and worst—Father’s Day gifts, from the infamous “world’s best dad” coffee mugs to the absurdity of golf-related presents (seriously, who needs another set of clubs?). Plus, they dish on what they'd really love—like a nap with a kiddo snoozing on their chest or a day at the IndyCar race with their boys. Yeah, that sounds pretty perfect. You'll discover: the hilarious list of gifts dads don’t want (please, no jewelry or Hawaiian shirts), the absurdity of Yahoo’s top Father’s Day presents, and the secret weapon gift everyone loves—smacking sunflower seeds at 10% off! We break down the ultimate dad day plans, from lakeside puking sessions to strategic naps, all mixed with laugh-out-loud stories and the kind of dad wisdom only seasoned pros can deliver.Why does it matter? Well, treat your dad right this year—without draining your wallet—because the real gift is quality moments, not clutter. If you’re tired of “do-it-yourself” gifts and just want the lowdown on what makes Dad happy, this episode delivers. Perfect for dads, daughters, sons, or anyone who loves a good dad joke—plus, a few Wisconsin NCAA facts for flavor. So, whether you’re planning your own father’s day or just here for the laughs, tune in and get the scoop on what dads really want—spoiler: it’s way simpler than you think. And remember, the best gift? Maybe just joining us for a laugh. Happy Father’s Day! www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com www.smakinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic
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S2 · E14
May 4 · 36 min
S-2 EP14 - Bedtime Battles and Bullsh*t!
Most parents dread bedtime, but these two dads? They might actually be creating a bedtime revolution — or just proving why it’s the most exhausting part of the day. After a hilarious deep dive into the chaos of kids’ nightly routines, Mike and Taylor reveal the unending battles of getting kids to follow a simple "brush, pee, pajamas" checklist — a routine they’ve been preaching for years with zero luck. Spoiler: they’re still fighting the good fight (or just fighting).You’ll discover the wild antics kids pull that grind every parent’s gears — from refusal to get ready, to snack chaos, to the infamous poopy pants protest of age six. Plus, they hilariously explore how to (try to) calm kids with classical music, why kids want a family playlist of “Bedroom or Living Room,” and how their kids’ sleep habits reflect their own childhood adventures (think: sneaky egg snatching and disappeared middle-of-the-night snacks). They’ll also share the kitchen-sink approach to bedtime snack rules, how to handle the infamous “I’m hungry but didn’t eat dinner” problem, and secret tactics to survive the torment of multiple bathroom trips.If you’ve ever wrestled this bedtime beast, this episode is your survival guide. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it’s packed with the kind of parenting truth bombs that make you laugh and nod — especially if you’re tired enough to say, “Oh, that’s exactly my nightly battle.” Perfect for parents, sleep-deprived wanderers, or anyone who’s ever had to negotiate with a tiny dictator about bedtimes.And yes, there’s a little reminder that sometimes, you just gotta let the kids win (or lose, or whatever). So pour a glass of wine, brace yourself for bedtime chaos, and join these two dads in a quest to finally conquer the kids’ bedtime bullshit — or at least laugh about it while you’re still sane. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com
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April 27 · 35 min
S-2 EP13 - From Big Kid Bed Nerves to Duck Farts: Why Pushing Routines Leads to the Best Adventures
Most parents will tell you routines are life — until they snap and crave a little chaos. Yep, even the most routine-driven dad has his moments of "Yolo," and tonight’s episode digs into why we secretly love (and secretly dread) sticking to a schedule — especially when it comes to our kids. From sleep tweaks to tailgate hacks, we spill the beans on how routines shape our sanity, our kids’ happiness, and the perfect moments to break free and just... breathe.Forget the mundane. We break down why routines are more than just habits — they’re emotional anchors, trivial traditions, and secret sources of nostalgia. You’ll discover how changing a bedtime routine can feel like a full-on rebellion, why tailgating with duct tape and beer koozies is a sport, and how the simple act of drinking wine while talking routines might just be parenting therapy. We’re also diving into how routines shift when chaos hits, from family vacations to the infamous "duck fart" at Lambeau. It’s wild, it’s funny, and it’s profoundly relatable. You’ll learn: The surprising reason routines are more sentimental than practical Practical tactics for getting out of kid routines without fully losing your mind How adult routines—like working out or eating healthy—are often sacrificed on the altar of parenthood Why sometimes, an hour of grocery aisle avoidance is the healthiest thing you can do And a whole lot of Wisconsin-style debate—beer, bubblers, and fart jokes included This episode isn’t just about kids... it’s about adulting hard, finding balance, and realizing that sometimes the best routine is breaking one. Perfect for parents, chaos lovers, or anyone who’s ever wondered if routine is just a fancy word for comfort zone—spoiler: it totally is. Tune in, because your sanity will thank you. (P.S. We promise, no sunflower seeds were harmed in the making of this episode—well, maybe a few. And don’t forget to check out our merch at www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic for that Father’s Day gift your dad secretly needs.) www.2dads1mic.riverside.com 2dads1mic414@gmail.com
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S2 · E12
April 20 · 43 min
S-2 EP12 - How to Screw up Mother's Day Like a Pro ( and How Not To!)
Most dads think Mother's Day is all about breakfast in bed or a fancy gift—they forget the real secret: just not making things worse. Turns out, the biggest gift you can give a mom on Mother's Day is... a day off from the chaos—and the mental load. But good luck figuring out how to make that happen without her rolling her eyes, right?In this hilariously candid episode, we dive into the worst Mother's Day blunders we've ever made—spoiler: asking "what do you want to do?" is rookie territory—and the gift ideas that actually make her smile, not roll her eyes. You'll discover why gas station flowers are a crime, why homemade coupons rarely get redeemed, and how to avoid giving her a self-help book or leftover holiday candy (big nope). Plus, we reveal what moms truly want—hint: it’s not fancy stuff, it’s thoughtfulness, a little relaxation, and maybe a handwritten letter or two.We break down the worst gifts moms say they've received—think weight loss products or gift cards to stores they’d never step foot in—and contrast that with the top wishes: a day of zero responsibilities, heartfelt notes, or special experiences. If you're tired of messing up or just want to finally nail it this year, this episode is your new secret weapon.Perfect for dads who want to surprise their wives instead of setting back the progress with that "last-minute gift," or anyone who’s ever questioned if their gift really hits the mark. Plus, get a sneak peek at our own Mother's Day disasters and a wild new idea for sunflower seed therapy—you’re welcome. So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just want to avoid the “gift from gas station” label, tune in. Because the best way to celebrate the woman who’s literally raising your kids (and you) is to do less—less stress, less work, and more love. And maybe some bloodymarys. Cheers to that! www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic
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S2 · E12
April 20 · 43 min
S-2 EP12 - How to Screw up Mother's Day Like a Pro (and How Not To!)
Most dads think Mother's Day is all about breakfast in bed or a fancy gift—they forget the real secret: just not making things worse. Turns out, the biggest gift you can give a mom on Mother's Day is... a day off from the chaos—and the mental load. But good luck figuring out how to make that happen without her rolling her eyes, right?In this hilariously candid episode, we dive into the worst Mother's Day blunders we've ever made—spoiler: asking "what do you want to do?" is rookie territory—and the gift ideas that actually make her smile, not roll her eyes. You'll discover why gas station flowers are a crime, why homemade coupons rarely get redeemed, and how to avoid giving her a self-help book or leftover holiday candy (big nope). Plus, we reveal what moms truly want—hint: it’s not fancy stuff, it’s thoughtfulness, a little relaxation, and maybe a handwritten letter or two.We break down the worst gifts moms say they've received—think weight loss products or gift cards to stores they’d never step foot in—and contrast that with the top wishes: a day of zero responsibilities, heartfelt notes, or special experiences. If you're tired of messing up or just want to finally nail it this year, this episode is your new secret weapon.Perfect for dads who want to surprise their wives instead of setting back the progress with that "last-minute gift," or anyone who’s ever questioned if their gift really hits the mark. Plus, get a sneak peek at our own Mother's Day disasters and a wild new idea for sunflower seed therapy—you’re welcome. So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just want to avoid the “gift from gas station” label, tune in. Because the best way to celebrate the woman who’s literally raising your kids (and you) is to do less—less stress, less work, and more love. And maybe some bloodymarys. Cheers to that! www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic
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