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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

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S5 · E7
Thursday · 1 hr 58 min
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock but guess what Mr. Cummings... Its not shocking. Its exactly what we expect from you... Do better. Enjoy!
S5 · E6
October 22 · 1 hr 40 min
Little Evil (2017)
We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own burial. Sally Field is only there because her son wrote it. We’d rather rewatch Tucker and Dale.
S5 · E5
October 15 · 1 hr 55 min
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst performance that I've seen.... Him and Tom seem like they do banal.... Enjoy!
S5 · E4
October 8 · 2 hr 6 min
The Good Son (1993)
Creepy kid month continues with Home alone 1.5: The Good Son. Spoiler, their is no good son because the adults suck. Enjoy!
S5 · E3
October 1 · 2 hr 25 min
The Shining (1980)
Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a lot less of Stephen King, a good movie can be made from his nonsense books... Enjoy!
S5 · E2
September 24 · 2 hr 4 min
10 Things I hate about You (1999)
Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy to so many. Anyways... this one is not as good as you remember, but who cares... 200!!!!
S5 · E1
September 17 · 2 hr 3 min
Starship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
S4 · E62
September 10 · 55 min
Top Ten Loves for Season 4
60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.
S4 · E61
September 3 · 1 hr 2 min
Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
S4 · E60
August 27 · 2 hr 4 min
The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky. Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.
S4 · E59
August 24 · 2 hr 6 min
BONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt. Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans’ crotch, three sycophant friends, a dad who casually wishes his daughter had been a son, zero actual conflict, and the single least authentic gangsta rap catalog ever committed to film. Ashton picked it and stands by the laughs. Justin nearly put it in his top ten hates for the season. Chris Rock once said he’d have preferred an envelope of anthrax to the script. We understand the impulse.
S4 · E51
August 20 · 2 hr 39 min
Obsession (2026)
The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..
S4 · E50
August 13 · 2 hr 13 min
World Gone Wild (1987)
Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...
S4 · E49
August 6 · 2 hr 5 min
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!
S4 · E46
July 30 · 2 hr
Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...
S4 · E47
July 23 · 1 hr 51 min
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!
S4 · E42
July 16 · 1 hr 52 min
BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.
S4 · E45
July 16 · 1 hr 49 min
Toy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
S4 · E44
July 9 · 1 hr 39 min
Toy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!
S4 · E48
July 2 · 2 hr
Toy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!

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