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Literature & Libations · September 1 · 1 hr 21 min

120. Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer

In this week’s From-the-Patreon-Vault episode, we somehow manage to get through the 3rd book in the Twilight Saga, Total Eclipse of the Fart. Topics include the one good line in the book, the “love triangle”, Jacob being a total asshole (oh my god are we Team Edward??), the absolutely cringe way Bella talks about Her Personal Miracle Edward, this book being racist AF, the atrocity that is imprinting, Rosalie’s backstory, the twisted mind of Bella Swan (who just wants to get on that vampire dick), and some truly unsettling pieces of information about vampire sex. Plus, Kayla gives her report on Life and Death, the gender-swapped retelling of Twilight. This month's cocktail: Eclipse Cocktail via Difford’s Guide INGREDIENTS: 1 black olive ⅙ oz grenadine or pomegranate syrup 1 ½ oz sloe gin ¾ oz gin INSTRUCTIONS: Drop pitted black olive into glass and cover with grenadine Stir gin and sloe gin with ice and carefully strain and pour down the shaft of a bar spoon to layer over grenadine Join us next time as we conclude our Twilight Saga journey with Breaking Dawn and (dun dun duuuun) Midnight Sun! You know, just for funzies.

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In this week’s From-the-Patreon-Vault episode, we somehow manage to get through the 3rd book in the Twilight Saga,  Total Eclipse of the Fart. Topics include the one good line in the book, the “love triangle”, Jacob being a total asshole (oh my god are we Team Edward??), the absolutely cringe way Bella talks about Her Personal Miracle Edward, this book being racist AF, the atrocity that is imprinting, Rosalie’s backstory, the twisted mind of Bella Swan (who just wants to get on that vampire dick), and some truly unsettling pieces of information about vampire sex. Plus, Kayla gives her report on Life and Death, the gender-swapped retelling of Twilight.

This month's cocktail: Eclipse Cocktail via Difford’s Guide

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 black olive
  • ⅙ oz grenadine or pomegranate syrup 
  • 1 ½ oz sloe gin
  • ¾ oz gin

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Drop pitted black olive into glass and cover with grenadine
  2. Stir gin and sloe gin with ice and carefully strain and pour down the shaft of a bar spoon to layer over grenadine

Join us next time as we conclude our Twilight Saga journey with Breaking Dawn and (dun dun duuuun) Midnight Sun! You know, just for funzies.



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