The Objectum Episode

Sometimes the little things in life can make a big impact: Honks / honkers. Lost leftovers. The physics of the urinal. One time Stephen King got so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him. We can relate to sweating exactly this kind of small stuff, and much more. But today we learn that some people do not sweat the small stuff, they actually love the smallest stuff we all have in our lives: objects. Those people are known as objectumsexuals. To be clear, no one is advocating for anything, we’re just interested in this topic from afar, to observe it. We’re also not against objectum. If it later turns out that one of us has a history of objectum, we just want to be transparent that this is not something any of us were consciously aware of upfront. But by the end of this episode, Benny takes a nap and is dreaming of objectum. Thank you for watching. We respect you! What happens: 0:00 issues with the deck 0:29 what is art 1:20 is your pee art 2:53 are kristin's teeth art 3:26 is there at least one person in the world who is attracted to something 4:56 objectumsexuality 5:53 new leftovers policy 8:14 who made the macarena 9:08 stephen king & mambo no. 5 10:15 dave's width 11:11 taking pills without water 12:51 to know that you can backflip 14:28 retracting dave's head like a pencil 16:26 other small tickoffs 17:05 the physics of the urinal 18:55 scratches 20:16 losing the remote 20:31 sweating the big stuff 20:52 an interest in objectum 21:17 a history of objectum 23:20 pda 23:58 groggy 26:07 getting older 29:05 benny's nap 32:40 benny's dream Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.